Translating the video ”Shigesato Itoi Plays Mother2” part 6

Bose: Here's the bakery.
Toda: He dabbles in stocks?
Itoi: He doesn't.
Nagata: This shop sells different foods.
Bose: Lucky Sandwich...
Nagata: Recovers PP(*actually HP).
Bose: Yes.
Itoi: Recovery of PP is not bad.
(...)
Bose: A hamburger could recover more.
Itoi: There're many tweets saying "I have nothing but money."
Bose: That's not a kind of what Ness would say.
(...)
Toda: If anything, Mayor B. H. Pirkle would.<3:00:38>
Nagata: Ness has B. H. Pirkle's heart.
Itoi: It's no matter whether Ness would say or not, that's true. So we can use Ness' voice to say it. "(in higher voice)I have nothing but money!"
Nagata: His voice is not like it.
Toda: It's Micky Mouse's. ...I'll tell you about sort of joke material. When Ness goes to Summers, please try to let him stand in front of the hotel's entrance and turn him to you, so you could see him putting Micky Mouse's ears on his head with the knobs.
Nagata: They did it on purpose?
Toda: No, they didn't. I discovered it as a player
Bose: Eek!
Nagata: It's like the episode of Hokkaido-shaped ground. It's not a episode of the development, it is? The episode of a player.
Toda: Once I thought I could receive guavas tickets, but gave up the idea of mailing it to Famitsu magazine because I'm one of the development staffs.
(*Gavas is a currency unit of a imaginary story and is the coupon tickets you can get in Famitsu readers' column when your letter appeared in it. So you can get game machine, software, or accessories with them)<3:01:41>
Itoi: If it were the episode of development, it was too small.
Bose: It's just a joke material.
(...)
Itoi: That twitterer fools us. I think I had seen that doorknob.
Bose: Eat the cookies? ...And we'll buy two humburgers.
Itoi: I could even let a crow eat that cookies.
Bose: I'll buy one more humburger.
Itoi: We don't have to buy full of humburgers.
Bose: We'll finish shopping.
Itoi: But Nagata-kun said we should buy full. ...Goods window is covered with humburgers.
Nagata: You can deposit money at the drugstore.
Itoi: Deposit.
Bose: We'll make the purse empty.<3:02:34>
Itoi: It's funny.
Toda: Ness' backpack is jam-packed with humburgers.
Nagata: I'll deposit 398 dollars.
Itoi: Eek.
Bose: 0"yen". We have no coin.
Nagata: (pointing to the screen)Telephone! We forgot to call Dad and save! ...We need just one dollar.
Bose: Yes. One dollar.
Nagata: I mistook.
Bose: We mistook.
Nagata: It's lucky for us not to have to pay a charge. That phone is green and needs a coin.
Itoi: You're careless.
Bose: We mistook.
Nagata: Now we have no money.
Itoi: You two are Careless Brothers.
Toda: It's loose style of playing. ...And it's like we have a few coins in our pockets.
Nagata: It was about to turn out just as the developers wished.
(...)
Itoi: I'm surprised that Onett could be interesting like this because I had thought it was the dullest town.
Toda: You had thought it was the dullest?
Bose: Onett is not dull. It's the most exciting town.
Itoi: Think, it'll be a long journey and we have no memory in this game right now.
Toda: The party has only one member.
Itoi: Only one. ...Where's here?
Bose: Where's he?<3:03:50>
Itoi: Here he is. ...There's one more crow. The dullest town Onett... ...Well, that house in the point overlooking the sea...
Toda: It's in the southwest.
Itoi: In Onett, isn't it?
Toda: Nagata-san, that point...
Itoi: An estate agent would cheat us. I love to visit that house.<3:04:21>
Itoi: To go there, do we have to clear here?
("Maybe we have to go further.")
Bose: We raised his level.
Itoi: But I remember the place is in Onett.
(...)
Itoi: And I remember Ness has happened to have a Cold Remedy.
Bose: A Cold Remedy...
Nagata: We have got it from a gift box.
Itoi: After all even a mouse has to live fairly.
Bose: Rowdy Mouse...
Itoi: (singing) We have to live fairly...<3:04:59>
Itoi: The Red-Nosed Mouse. ...I think this game is the mixture of Mother1 and M3.
Bose: M2 resembles both M1 and M3.
Itoi: Climbing a rope.
Bose: We're caught by lots of enemies.
Itoi: Indeed there're a lot.
Nagata: We're hit by one point.
Bose: It's good because Ness immediately becomes stronger.
Itoi: Was this sound composed by Tanaka-kun?
Toda: Yes.
Nagata: The sounds of moving a cursor are different by virtue of directions. The further cursor goes, the higher or lower the pitch would be.
Itoi: (facing Twitter screen)So please admire Nagata's great knowledge by analyzing this. It's like an explanation of batting of Ibata in Yomiuri Giants. I have been supported by dependable people like Nagata.
(...)
Itoi: (watching Twitter screen)He's not Ibata but Nagata. ...Yes, Nagasawa.<3:06:52>
Itoi: (looks at Twitter screen)"Ibata is so great." Is he?
(......)
Itoi: Adding systems and taking them from this. Adding and taking, buying and selling. YOU COME BUYING? YOU CAN SELL, TOO. I, MR. SATURN.
Bose: I give up this cookies.
Itoi: That song "I Give Up A Hope Of A Summer And" by Naoko Ken.
(...)
Itoi: Black Antoids are...
Bose: Strong.
Itoi: Are they a sort of robots?
Bose: What were they?
Nagata: They weren't driven crazy by Giygas and belong to the space.<3:08:07>
Itoi: Which coffee?
Nagata: You're thinking carefully.
Bose: If you got cookies later I would have to give up them so I let him drink this coffee now. ...My wife is laughing.
Toda: Bose is right.
Itoi: Yes, he is. But he's funny, isn't he? (facing Bose's wife)
Bose: Look! We got the cookies!
Nagata: Having drunk coffee was right!
Bose: Gotcha!
Itoi: Indeed he's funny.
Bose: And he'll eat the cookies.
Itoi: If I was a young woman, I might marry him. I'd think marrying him could be fun.
Nagata: Above here is "Hokkaido". ...He's around Kushiro City.
Bose: He's in Sapporo.
Nagata: He's around Nemuro. ...Is his PP full? Will he use PSI Rockin' at the first turn?
Toda: It's like a meeting.
Nagata: It'll be a home run in our opening game.
Bose: In the pitcher's first pitch.
Toda: "...If you can."
Itoi: Here it comes, Hokkaido!
Nagata: In the opening game.
Itoi: The first pitch.
Toda: In Sapporo Dome.
Bose: If he received much damage...
Nagata: It's alright.<3:09:31>
Bose: (Black Antoids are beaten)So this battle became easy to fight.
Itoi: Won't their companion come?
Nagata: We hit him by twelve points of damage.
Bose: Ah... He's strong.
Nagata: Ness can be hit once more. ...Titanic Ant used PSI Magnet!
Bose: Ness wasted his PP!
Nagata: Will you use PSI Rockin' again?
Bose: Disappointing!
Nagata: Let's use it.
Bose: He's unexpectedly strong.
Toda: Humburger.
Bose: He did Defense down...strong.
Itoi: Defense fell by one point.
(...)
Bose: He should have bought something able to recover PP.<3:10:33>
Nagata: We'll buy it next time.
Bose: Come on! You think we're going to be beaten!
Itoi: We aren't.
Bose: Well, it's hard.
Nagata: A humburger.
Itoi: Won't this ant try to attack him while he's eating?
Bose: Very hard.
Nagata: We'll give him a hit.
(defeats Titanic Ant)
Itoi: Yes!
Bose: We did it!
(members clapping)
Bose: It was a crisis.
Itoi: His experience points are raised by 759.
Bose: A home run.
Nagata: His HP is twenty-six.
Bose: His level is raised.
Itoi: (looks at Twitter screen)Look!
Bose: They're clapping.
Nagata: Viewers feel refreshed.
Itoi: In the dullest town Onett.
Bose: It's the most exciting!
Nagata: Yeah.
Bose: Viewers are watching developers.
(...)
(Ness eats a humburger)
Bose: It's a standard move!
Nagata: Bose thought something may happen.
Itoi: You thought it's not over.
(...)
Itoi: This brightness means it's all right.
Nagata: Good music.
Itoi: Sound Stone.<3:11:55>
Bose: There, listen. ...Moratta(He got it)!
Itoi: Morota(He got it). (in Kansai dialect)
Nagata: It moves me.
Toda: "He saw a vision of a little shaggy dog..."
Bose: Shaggy dog...
Nagata: Could I take the word "muku-inu(shaggy dog)" as a word of a poet?
Itoi: Is it an irony?
Nagata: I said it sincerely.
Itoi: Yeah. ...It's a view of a young boy. ...Twitterers are happy.
Nagata: I wish we could pause here.
Toda: Katte kaifuku no humburger(Don't forget to eat a humburger for recovery even after a victory)...I mean, katte kabuto no(Don't let your guard down even after a victory).
(*Whole passage of the proverb: Katte kabuto no o o simeyo)
Itoi: Maybe Toda-kun is a bad poet.
Toda: I composed.
Itoi: (watching Twitter screen)"You should tie the straps of your helmet(kabuto) tightly no matter whether you won or put it on."<3:12:55>
Itoi: (watching Twitter screen)"I think Ness doesn't have a vocabulary to say muku-inu."
Bose: After all it's a difficult word.
Itoi: (looks at Twitter)"A bad poet..."
Bose: And we got to know the reason to explore here.
Nagata: He has to walk to get out.
Itoi: There're still ants.
Bose: He got strong.
Itoi: Enemies run away.
Nagata: Don't go there. Slugs.<3:13:27>
Bose: Alright. Every enemies run away.
Itoi: Good.
Nagata: Go there.
Itoi: Ohh. ...Giant Step!
Bose: Every enemies run away.
Itoi: It's a kind system to let them run away.
Bose: He got strong...he's going west...
Itoi: That motion of running enemies is fantastic. ...They run at wharf roaches' speed rather than ants'.
Bose: (chasing a mouse)Running, running, running away...
Itoi: It gets in his way to fight with him?
(got out of the dungeon to see a policeman)
Bose: Oh!
Itoi: ...Oh. ...We're leaping out of the frying pan into the fire.<3:14:26>
Bose: "Couldn't you read..." No, I could. ...Oh.
Nagata: Come see me later!
Itoi: Oh...Well... ...Itinerants. (got Travel Charm) It's a relief.
Bose: We should have got it.
Nagata: It's a regret.
Itoi: We hadn't spoken to them! ...Why?
Nagata: We had spoken once but we should have again after we unlocked the hut.
Itoi: Yes, yes. They have remained there.
Nagata: You should choose the command "equip".
Itoi: It's a regret.<3:15:06>
Bose: And...here it is! (equips Travel Charm)
Nagata: A regret.
Itoi: We have happened to bungle.
Bose: Indeed.
(...)
Itoi: If his dad is at home...
Bose: Ness would be in ease.
Nagata: If Ness' dad were the member and lived at home, he would have to go home willy-nilly.
Itoi: Today there are viewers, ...
Nagata: We couldn't keep them waiting.
Itoi: So we had showed the viewers we had been beaten. We had showed we weren't strong.<3:15:49>
Bose: Does he have to go home?
Nagata: He does, actually. (...)...We would go home regularly.
Bose: Where will we go?
Itoi: The police?
Nagata: You should save it.
Toda: Yes.
Itoi: Saves Leader.
Nagata: Yes.
Bose: "Yes."
Toda: Yes.
Nagata: We have no money.
Bose: Yeah. ...We have to withdraw money.
Itoi: I guess you're about to withdraw one dollar.
Nagata: It wouldn't bother us when we are alone.
Bose: I'll withdraw three dollars.
Nagata: Great! Or ten.
Bose: I decided to do three.
Itoi: (looking at Twitter screen and stammering with laugh)"I-I'm surprised!" "The hotel's phone is free."
Nagata: Going home is even better.
Itoi: Many viewers have same opinion.
Nagata: They're right.
(...)
Toda: (looking at Twitter screen)"Nagata is a serious person."..."He is tightfisted."...Which is his real opinion?<3:17:02>
(...)
Bose: And...and...
Itoi: Go to Beak Point?
Nagata: Can we go there now?
Itoi: We can, let's go! It's in south.
Nagata: South, and west...
Itoi: Go to southwest. ...There'll be the banner of the estate agent. Let's go further.
Bose: (...)
Itoi: We can go further to south. ...Go further. Go by the hospital.
Toda: We don't arrive there.
Nagata: We had better talk to him.
Itoi: See!
Bose: He's talking about it.
Itoi: That's it. To go there, I've been risking his life.
Bose: Really?
Itoi: I love there...
Bose: "I wish I could be jilted in such a seascape..."
Itoi: I do, indeed.
Nagata: He's Itoi-san, too. ...We go to west?
Itoi: Yes.
(...)
Nagata: I got it.
Bose: (looking at a banner)What is it saying?! Nonsense. It's being stupid.
Toda: The doctor's name Bush is...
Itoi: "Yabu(A quack, also means thicket)" in English.
Bose: I see.
Itoi: I wrote such a message and players would laugh, and I would ask them what they say "bush" in Japanese.<3:18:18>
Nagata: "Even if you were poor, have your second house!"
Toda: Beak Point, yes.
Itoi: "Eagle" of Eagleland has a beak-shaped point. It's just like that conversation of Hokkaido.
Bose: No, no, no...he suggested suddenly. ...Answer no?
Itoi: I got it. ...Oh I can't...
Nagata: Buy the house yet.
Itoi: Oh, that man.
Nagata: Training for the trumpet.
Itoi: One of jilted men. ...Is he going to be with his girlfriend?
Nagata: Maybe he'll play the trumpet.
Bose: Here it comes! ...Well, this is Tooki Yama Ni Hi Wa Ochite(The Sunset In Distant Mountain).
Itoi: The man who would get married later must be in Mother3. That trumpet man wouldn't. After all we couldn't buy the house unless we have much money.<3:19:28>
Nagata: It'll be available as the story would go on.
(...)
Itoi: Remember, everyone. You need to buy that house to read that novel.
(...)
Itoi: (looking at Twitter screen)"Shoo, shoo." "It's a secret."
(...)
Itoi: The police!
Bose: That policeman told him to go there. ..."You saucy boy!"
(The policeman explains about the word "KEEP OUT")
Itoi: ...Yeah.
Bose: Nice.
Itoi: "Nag nag... Nag nag..."
Bose: Everlasting.
Nagata: I remember he would continue.
Bose: "Nag nag..." Its funny.
Toda: It's long even though it's abbreviated.
(...)
Bose: (answering the question)Yes.
Itoi: Ahhh. ...Ahhh.
Bose: It begins?
Nagata: We're not ready.
Itoi: I think it's not too difficult. It's not hard.
Nagata: Did you save?
Bose: Yes.
Nagata: We're timid.
Itoi: Yes, he did.
Bose: We had two dollars and used one to save so even if we're beaten, we would lose only one dollar.
Nagata: If money would be halved, there would be one dollar left.
Bose: It's alright.
Itoi: Yeah. ...Alright. ...If we had made it too difficult in the beginning, I would be hated by players.
Bose: It surprises us.<3:21:45>
Nagata: It does.
Bose: We would be in a crisis if we haven't saved.
Nagata: We're lucky to be timid.
Bose: Yeah.
Itoi: How about calling Bose "A Timid Poet"?
Nagata: A Timid Poet...
(...)
Itoi: Well, they are just doing their duty.
Nagata: Yes.
Itoi: The policemen don't have ill will. ..."Slapping Chop."<3:22:12>
Nagata: The policemen who'll come later would be stronger.
Bose: A stronger policeman confronts him already.
Nagata: Will we use PSI?
Itoi: Attack.
(...)
Bose: Good.
Itoi: And three more policemen.
(...)
Bose: "Jigoku-gatame...(a professional wrestling attack)" ...Yes!
Itoi: It's not a fight.
Nagata: But a training.
(The last policeman left the room without fighting)
Itoi: Here it comes! Hooray!
Toda: It's a service.
Itoi: "I'm too weak to join you."
Bose: How strong is he?
Itoi: He is little strong.
Bose: Ah! Wait...
Nagata: A damage by twenty-six.
(...)
Itoi: He's in crisis. ...No.
Nagata: When his HP goes under fifty, we must recover him.<3:23:47>
Bose: The Captain is strong.
Nagata: Will you use PSI Rockin'?
Bose: Yes. ...Cool. Yes.
(defeats Captain Strong)
Bose: The parameter greatly went up.
Itoi: And the captain would do the thing and let the thing do the thing...
Bose: He can do that.
(Captain calls)
Bose: I see. ...This is how...
Toda: He uses the radio.
Bose: You're right.
Itoi: This is a episode of development.
(...)
Itoi: It is that there were no cellphones at that time.
Nagata "A boy with a red cap will go there and..."
Itoi: He's doing a little handsome.
(The captain leaves the room)
Bose: Ohh, we did it.
(...)
Nagata: And we're going to save.
Itoi: And go to Twoson. It's the end of the plan.
Nagata: If we finish, we'd better stop here.
Itoi: (going by the officers)Will they promise us?
(...)
Itoi: Oh, yes, yes, I remember I wrote this.
Nagata: You say you remember.
Bose: Today I had just been to the lecture of driver's license because of point system.<3:25:24>
Itoi: Really? Take it easy.
Bose: This scene has same atmosphere as there. It's childish for her to say "Issueing traffic tickets is fun."
Itoi: Let's save.
Bose: He's still there.
Nagata: It's Frank. ...You'll go to the hotel?
Bose: Yes.
Nagata: Go to east. East.
Bose: I'll save.(Itoi is whistling the tune of the hotel's music)
Itoi: Ness is so rich. ...Though he has only three dollars in pocket.
Bose: Two dollars? Three?
Nagata: Choose "Finish".
Bose: "Finish." ...Oh.
Itoi: It's kind of sad. If you play it alone, you would go on all the time.
Bose: Does this message mean I should turn it off?
Itoi: The end.
Bose: Turn off...the power... ...We're back to the home menu. And I have to touch "close the application".
Itoi: I'm sad.
Bose: I'll leave this alone.
Toda: I wanted to watch this forever.
Bose: Forever? Going on through three days and three nights?<3:26:58>
Itoi: Oh, well.
Nagata: It's time.
(members clapping)
(the game screen fades out)
Itoi: Onett is the most common town. There aren't many strange things.
Nagata: It's an orthodox town.
Itoi: You would learn the system of the game in Onett. On the way to Threed you'd meet strange adults.
Bose: Adults.
Itoi: Yes. ...That happens when Ness meets his girlfriend.
Nagata: Meets "Ribbon-chan".
Itoi: Ribbon-chan. ...Most of these Twitterers have played this!
Nagata: Yeah. Some of them knew this when they played Smash Bros.
Toda: Didn't we say spoilers?
Nagata: Yes, we didn't.
Itoi: Aren't we guilty? (...)
Bose: It's a good beginning to know about this game.<3:28:06>
Bose: Players would find it amazing in the unusual towns later.
Itoi: At first it shows the usual American movie's atmosphere.
Nagata: There is the usual fun in the entire story.
Toda: In the prologue Starman Junior, an unusual thing, appears once and the usual life comes back.
Itoi: Normal boy's life.
Toda: Musics make normal atmosphere.
Bose: Sometimes you may feel dizzy when you play it. For example when you go to next town. It surprised me.
Itoi: Since you arrived at Twoson.
Toda: People who watched us could want to play it.
Itoi: Most of them have already played, haven't they?
Toda: People who doesn't have it may want it.
Itoi: Is anyone who haven't played it here?
Bose's wife: I...
Bose: Haven't.
Itoi: Why not?
Bose: Let's.
Bose's wife: I don't play games so much these days. But I found it's exciting to see everyone played it together. These adults was chatting and playing...
Itoi: So you married Bose?
Bose: Sometimes I and she hold parties like this. The other day we and her friends got together after a long time and one of them brought SNES. I found it very exciting to play with a group. We played matches in old puzzle game and Street Fighter II.
Itoi: St II.
Bose: There was an atmosphere we could have played Mother.<3:29:47>